KoopaTV's Electronic Arts E3 2015 Conference Live Reactions

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - Started off really well. ...Then sports...

It is absolutely no secret that KoopaTV has great displeasure for Electronic Arts. Still, we're objective people, right? If they have a good conference, then we'll acknowledge it!

Who are "we"? I'm Nintendork 13 13, RawkHawk2010 is RawkHawk2010, and Vortexica is breezinabout. We're gonna give you screenshots and live-reactions to everything that EA had to show for us!

 Nintendork 13 13 3:53 pm
    http://www.twitch.tv/ea
    oh my gosh this is worse than Jeb Bush

 RawkHawk2010 3:54 pm
    EA's is starting?

 Nintendork 13 13 3:54 pm
    IN 6 min
    Well they might be late by a few
    'cause they disrespect our time
    Jeb Bush's son just finished talking.
    Now they got some Floridian state senator
    Should I dual-log Jeb and EA?

 RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
    I still love how games like Ghoulies and Nuts are actually gonna be in the spotlight again.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
    It's hard to tell which one I dislike more.

 RawkHawk2010 3:55 pm
    And no.
    EA's might be actually entertaining.
    Jeb has no chance.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:55 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
    https://twitter.com/grantkirkhope/status/610530850598301697

 Nintendork 13 13 3:56 pm
    =-O
    Are JonTronners gonna swarm him?

 RawkHawk2010 3:56 pm
    Grant's being sarcastic.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
    He's still being swarmed though

 RawkHawk2010 3:57 pm
    I wonder if JonTron threw up blood during the conference.

 Nintendork 13 13 3:57 pm
    ew

 Nintendork 13 13 3:59 pm
    EA: "Ladies and gentleman if you just came into the room, there are no more seats. Please sit upstairs."
    *closes Jeb Bush*

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:00 pm
    Digging the waiting music.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:00 pm
    It hurts my ears
    That squeaky instrument
    slash noise.
    Told Kamek that EA is in 1 minute
    He replied
    "Meh not too interested in that"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    I replied "No one is"

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:01 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    (Dude is a team player)

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:01 pm
    Here we go.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    Things are happening in EA's
    Good music

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:01 pm
    Get ready for SPOOOOORTS!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    Johnny Cash?

 RawkHawk2010 4:01 pm
    Johnny Cash.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:01 pm
    Okay
    EA best conference so far
    (As soon as Johnny Cash stops singing expect that to stop)
    ...yup
    OH

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:02 pm
    Ghost Riders in the Sky?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:02 pm
    HE'S BACK
    johnny cash still singing
    "Discover a New Galaxy"
    okay Johnny Cash stopped.
    Now some dumb space alien marine thing.
    Mass Effect Andromeda
    Holiday 2016

 Nintendork 13 13 4:03 pm
    Andrew Wilson, CEO of EA.
    So...
    We already know the Madden Curse movie is canceled.
    So what's there to look forward to?
    Andrew Wilson trying to give a definition of "play"
    (Good luck.)

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:04 pm
    "We live to play."

 Nintendork 13 13 4:04 pm
    "More than a dozen new experiences"
    ...
    EA promises three new IPs.

 RawkHawk2010 4:04 pm
    "A living legend from the world of Sport"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:04 pm
    Within a few minutes.

 RawkHawk2010 4:05 pm
    When did people stop pluralizing "Sports"?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    Why is EA giving a preview of their presentation

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:05 pm
    New IPs from the cash cow milkers? Fair enough to them.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    during their presentation?

 RawkHawk2010 4:05 pm
    I remember when Rare referred to Kinect Sports as "Sport"
    On their site.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:05 pm
    Presentation skills tip:
    Never give a table of contents slide in your presentation.
    Just start the damn presentation.
    Because you make the audience feel like you're wasting their tme.
    *time

 RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
    Unrelated

 Nintendork 13 13 4:06 pm
    "Return of Need For Speed"

Need For Speed is back in some form.

 RawkHawk2010 4:06 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z48qvGsA_0
    But the response to Sea of Thieves in the YouTube comments seems overwhelmingly positive.
    Good to know.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:06 pm
    Didn't EA just say
    They would start with the new IPs?
    So they gave a table of contents of the presentation
    but they're not even following it?

 RawkHawk2010 4:07 pm
    Cue the Loiter Squad.

 RawkHawk2010 4:07 pm
    Sounds like their kind of game.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:07 pm
    I missed the ToC. Did it actually say they'd start with the new stuff?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:07 pm
    yes

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:07 pm
    Hmm...

 Nintendork 13 13 4:07 pm
    It was the first thing on the ToC
    and his timespan was
    "within a few minutes"

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:08 pm
    ...Damnit EA.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:08 pm
    Apparently I'm going to question if the
    car porn

"Mmmmm, car~~~!"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:09 pm
    EA giving different ways to play.
    Speed/Style/Build/Crew/Outlaw
    Coming November 3.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:10 pm
    Let's hope this time they don't tie the framerate directly into the game speed like they did with Rivals. *Retch*

 Nintendork 13 13 4:10 pm
    Oh, their car porn was in-game?

 RawkHawk2010 4:10 pm
    Was that a 40 year old Ash Ketchum

 Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
    I thought those were real cars.

 RawkHawk2010 4:11 pm
    I thought those were real dudes.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
    So where do they find car-obsessed videogame developers?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:11 pm
    Aren't videogame developers the cerebral nerdy type?

 RawkHawk2010 4:12 pm
    Well.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:12 pm
    I get the feeling they're car enthusiasts first, and developers second.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
    "Drift Attack Started"

 RawkHawk2010 4:12 pm
    EA Sports people have to know the mechancics of sports.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
    (All the guy did was turn into incoming traffic)

 RawkHawk2010 4:12 pm
    Or sport.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:12 pm
    "PULL OVER!" - Cop *completely ignore*
    This is encouraging glorification of criminal behaviour.
    This is why so much of our youth today grow up to be thugs.

 RawkHawk2010 4:13 pm
    #HandsUpDontShoot
    (oh wait that never happened.)

 Nintendork 13 13 4:13 pm
    (lol)

 Nintendork 13 13 4:13 pm
    "EVERYBODY is talkin' about ya"
    (Because he drove around like an asshole for a few minutes?)
    Star Wars The Old Republic
    (I guess EA considered "within a few minutes" to be the length of the entire conference)
    Bio-Ware-style storytelling.
    With new DLC.
    Knights of the Fallen Empire.
    (Sounded like "Nice of the Fallen Empire")

 RawkHawk2010 4:14 pm
    Do we care about Star Wars?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:15 pm
    Not the games.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:15 pm
    No.

 RawkHawk2010 4:15 pm
    I like the Jar Jars.
    And Star Wars: The Christmas Special.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:15 pm
    "Story" trailer.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:15 pm
    Colour-coded kids
    Black robe and white robe.
    What if the kids share the same wardrobe?
    So the kids interchangeably wear each other's colour?
    Well, they grew up in a broken home.
    They must've played too much Need for Speed.

This kids seem confused about who is who.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:17 pm
    So this is basically making the lame duck TOR more like Bioware's original KOTOR in order to save it from complete failure. That's basically what I read into this.

 RawkHawk2010 4:17 pm
    Whoa
    Guys.
    http://s9.postimg.org/z3vivgtu7/conkercherubs.png
    Rare Replay has stamps!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:18 pm
    but no Miiverse
    Rawk pay attention to the presentation.
    EA is saying they'll "hold more betas and playtests"
    And somehow trying to spin that as "creativity".

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:18 pm
    Without charging for them first?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:19 pm
    No word on that!

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:19 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 4:19 pm
    New IP called "Unravel"
    "Tiny character with huge heart"

Unravel title screen?

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:19 pm
    Another yarn game?

 RawkHawk2010 4:19 pm
    *trailer ends*

 RawkHawk2010 4:19 pm
    lol what if that's it

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    Martin Sahlin

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:20 pm
    "Trailer" is being extremely generous.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:20 pm
    Creative director of some Northern Sweden place.
    "We should try to do more than just entertain."
    Puzzle-platformer as a yarn character. "The yarn represents love."

 RawkHawk2010 4:20 pm
    "The yarn represents love and the bonds that we make."
    no it doesn't

 Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:21 pm
    Oh my word.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
    What's with the guy's fingers?
    He's so spastic
    Jesus Christ

Martin Sahlin's hands.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:21 pm
    EA voodoo.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:21 pm
    He's constantly shifting his
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
    Is he gonna give an example of a "complex" puzzle?

 RawkHawk2010 4:22 pm
    This guy is about to collapse.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
    Dude is talking more about how excited he is to be there.
    Than the game.
    Okay, trailer attempt #2.

 RawkHawk2010 4:22 pm
    Did you print screen his fingers?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:22 pm
    Yes
    Holding Yarny.
    Conker

 RawkHawk2010 4:23 pm
    Very Gnawty.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:23 pm
    lol
    Yarny abducted by a crow
    Almost ran over by Need For Speed car

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:23 pm
    This is like, the anti-Limbo, almost.

 RawkHawk2010 4:24 pm
    it looks nice but that's about it

Unravel looks nice.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:24 pm
    ya
    NOW DANGER ZONE
    Plants vs. Zombie
    ....thing...

What the hell?

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:25 pm
    Dangeeer Zooooooooooooooooooooone!!!

 Nintendork 13 13 4:25 pm
    Over six million players played Garden Warfare 1.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:26 pm
    I'm genuinely surprised by that.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
    Now the Plants are on the attack in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
    "live gameplay demo"

 RawkHawk2010 4:26 pm
    That citrus dude is seriously cool.
    HE WALKS ON HIS WEDGES.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
    Creative Director is named "Justin Weed"

 RawkHawk2010 4:26 pm
    lol
    Appropriate.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:26 pm
    On multiple levels.
    I'm buffering help
    *refresh*

 RawkHawk2010 4:27 pm
    wtf

 Nintendork 13 13 4:27 pm
    wot's happening mate

 RawkHawk2010 4:27 pm
    You play as the zombies?

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:28 pm
    I guess so. In this mode at least.

 RawkHawk2010 4:28 pm
    This is like...Conker: Live & Reloaded.
    Playing as the Tediz.

 RawkHawk2010 4:28 pm
    (And I already made comparisons between C:L&R and the first Garden Warfare.)
    Dying plants sound like Pikmin.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:29 pm
    I'm back.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:29 pm
    Oh my word you're right.
    HAHAHA

 RawkHawk2010 4:29 pm
    TNT BARRELS.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:29 pm
    Did they just call that TNT guy a sniper
    Why is this Zombie playing the slots

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:29 pm
    Whoa.

 RawkHawk2010 4:29 pm
    God, this looks fun.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:30 pm
    Imp summoned a giant fire tree

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:30 pm
    Calling in mechs like this... I'm having Titanfall flashbacks.

 RawkHawk2010 4:30 pm
    This is the most most fun-looking thing I've seen at E3 so far.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:31 pm
    hm
    "Eject! EJECT!!"
    "How fun does that look?"

Chaos in Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2.

 RawkHawk2010 4:32 pm
    Single-player?!
    Oh.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:32 pm
    Plus local split-screen.

 RawkHawk2010 4:32 pm
    Thought they meant a story-driven campaign.
    Can transfer all the unlocked dudes from 1 to 2.
    Don't like that.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:33 pm
    "Free content updates" after launch
    (Splatoon?)

 RawkHawk2010 4:33 pm
    I don't see how less unlockables is a reward.
    Oh well.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:33 pm
    *shrug*
RawkHawk2010 4:33 pm
    Still looks good.
    MADDEN CURSE

 Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
    "Captured in-game"
    uh
    This is hockey

 RawkHawk2010 4:34 pm
    Oh
    XD

Tim Hortons.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:34 pm
    Time for a snooze!

 RawkHawk2010 4:34 pm
    I seriously thought that was football.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:34 pm
    Gatorades
    Tim Hortons
    Reebok
   
    Honda
    (in-game product placement)
    "Play the next 20 minutes for each other!" *dude shoves another dude into the wall*
    The product placement is really bothering me
    It's more attention-grabbing than the players.

 RawkHawk2010 4:35 pm
    yeah there's a company logo in like every frame.
    "EASHL"

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:36 pm
    Seriously though, does anyone actually like ice hockey besides Canadians and Russians?

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    Well that's why Tim Hortons is in there.

 RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
    I sure as hell don't.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    "Let's keep going with that theme of innovation."
    ......what theme of innovation????

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    NHL 16 to Golf

 RawkHawk2010 4:36 pm
    Golf though.
    I like some golf.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:36 pm
    You travel in golf carts.

 RawkHawk2010 4:37 pm
    Alabamians don't have ice but we have grass.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:37 pm
    "EA Sports Ultimate Team"
    Random Honda product placement.
    In the freaking user interface menu.
    Where's the product pla-..
    Ah
    There's Gatorade in Madden
    NBA Live 16
    "check out dat outfit"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:38 pm
    "Your journey is entirely all about you."
    Didn't they JUST say their theme of the year was "teams"?
    Some face-scanning gimmick?
    With some playa

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:39 pm
    *Cringe*

The Hoop Gawd. See how he looks in-game below.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:39 pm
    "hoop god"
    backwards baseball cap
    and hoodie
    dat ain't Trayvon
    "DAYYUUUUUM THAT LOOK JUST LIKE ME!"
    @TheHoopGawd
    "get out of here" - EA guy

 RawkHawk2010 4:40 pm
    Guys.
    Big news.

The Hoop Gawd in NBA Live 2016.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:40 pm
    I got an amazing screenshot

 RawkHawk2010 4:40 pm
    http://www.pcgamer.com/rares-next-game-is-sea-of-thieves-coming-to-windows-10/
    HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS

 Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
    Because they didn't mention it

 RawkHawk2010 4:41 pm
    Okay well I need Windows 10 I guess.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:41 pm
    Rawk you missed The Hoop Gawd
    These NBA in-game faces look hilariously bad.
    And they just implemented a feature where they scan your real face into an in-game player.

 RawkHawk2010 4:42 pm
    Oh well you shot it so we're good.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:42 pm
    "Complete control" of your shot.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:43 pm
    Everyone here looks like fucking Eli Porter.

 RawkHawk2010 4:43 pm
    lol
    Yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 4:43 pm
    They're all having "nigga moments".
    Dat NBA Live 16 #RiseTogether
    "Good afternoon! LET'S TALK ABOUT MOBILE"
    uggggggggggggggggggh

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:44 pm
    Let's not and say we did.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:44 pm
    Some woman comes on
    "We're always making our games more exciting." *drones on*
    Literally
    Apple Watch integration

 Nintendork 13 13 4:45 pm
    "Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes"
    "Samatha Ryan"
    is the woman's name, apparently.
    (SamaNtha is too sexist.)
    (So she took the 'n' out.)

 RawkHawk2010 4:46 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
    wtf

 RawkHawk2010 4:46 pm
    Maybe she just likes maths.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:46 pm
    "Phil"
    "Phil" the minion.
    #IStandWithPhil

Phil the minion.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:46 pm
    Oh no! PHIIIIIL!

 RawkHawk2010 4:46 pm
    This is at least the second fictional character named Phil we've seen introduced today.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
    So are these EA's Ravin Rabbids

 RawkHawk2010 4:47 pm
    These dudes are from a movie.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:47 pm
    I like how these Minion things actually become more popular than the movie series they're from.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
    Wot's the movie

 RawkHawk2010 4:47 pm
    "Despicable Me"

 Nintendork 13 13 4:47 pm
    Got it.
    "Always want you to be surprised and delighted by how the minions get in trouble"
    freaks

 RawkHawk2010 4:49 pm
    eli

 Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
    ahh

 Nintendork 13 13 4:49 pm
    Some soccer dude
    Who also resembles Eli Porter
    Who has scored over a thousand goals.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:50 pm
    Oh it's Pele.
    Recognise the name, not the face.

 RawkHawk2010 4:50 pm
    Standing ovation.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:50 pm
    I'm sitting
    Pelé
    with the accent.

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:51 pm
    I feel like I'm watching Match of the freaking Day.
    TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

 Nintendork 13 13 4:52 pm
    oh
    I forgot this was a videogame event.
    "I wanted everyone to hear this story." - David Rutter, FIFA 16

 RawkHawk2010 4:53 pm
    what the fuck happened to this conference

 RawkHawk2010 4:53 pm
    btw Rare Replay reportedly has challenges ala NES Remix.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:53 pm
    Can we give EA a pentalty kick?
    *penalty

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:54 pm
    Video games, segues into sports, segues into football/soccer, segues into "the life and times of Pele".
    Lol, yes. Penalty kick them right in the face.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:54 pm
    This conference should've just had Johnny Cash.
    And end it there.

 RawkHawk2010 4:55 pm
    I keep thinking that microphone piece is a growth.

Pelé has cancer.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
    same

 RawkHawk2010 4:55 pm
    It's the same color as Pele's skin.
    print screen that.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:55 pm
    done

 Nintendork 13 13 4:56 pm
    "I think we could probably sit here forever." - EA
    "I'm sure the audience would love for that."
    - EA

 RawkHawk2010 4:56 pm
    it's been an hour

 Nintendork 13 13 4:56 pm
    "That was kinda unbelievable." - EA

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:56 pm
    Out of touch, even at their own conference.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:56 pm
    lol
    "We have tons of innovations this year."

 Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    So what have they innovated

 RawkHawk2010 4:58 pm
    women's teams

 Nintendork 13 13 4:58 pm
    "For the first time ever, women's teams are in the games."
    ...Is that an "innovation"?

 RawkHawk2010 4:59 pm
    EA ENDORSES FEMALE-ON-FEMALE VIOLENCE CONFIRMED.

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    lol

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:59 pm
    lol
    SHUT UP
    WE DON'T NEED REMINDING

 Nintendork 13 13 4:59 pm
    "I just wanna remind you that Pelé was on stage with me three minutes ago."

 breezinabout@msn.com 4:59 pm
    ABOUT PELE

 RawkHawk2010 5:00 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxyAUjIWZ50

 Nintendork 13 13 5:00 pm
    (that's related)
    Should I have taken a screenshot of the guy in-game being knocked over?
    "Play Beautiful"

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:01 pm
    I'm actually surprised they mentioned FIFA by name as much as they did, what with the whole corruption scandal and everything going on.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    Yeah.
    This woman comes onto the stage

 RawkHawk2010 5:01 pm
    Fuck a Fifa.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:01 pm
    and instantly gets applause.
    "Sara Jansson"
    Talking about the NSA and oppressors and privacy and corporations.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:02 pm
    "Welcome to Mirror's Edge Catalyst"
    "This is a revolutionary action-adventure game"

 RawkHawk2010 5:02 pm
    I always wanted them to call the sequel "Mirror's Ledge"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
    "You are Faith. She is powerful, graceful..."
    (So am I powerful and graceful and all that too?)

 RawkHawk2010 5:03 pm
    You're Faith Von Koopa?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:03 pm
    "Gabriel Kruger"
    Apparently owns every business in the entire city.
    Businessman is the villain.
    Typical liberal ideology.

 RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
    Faith Hawk
    Faithtex

 Nintendork 13 13 5:04 pm
    Faithmek?

 RawkHawk2010 5:04 pm
    That sounds like a dangerous drug.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:04 pm
    lol
    "Kruger" evil business
    Wasn't that George's boss in Seinfeld?
    For a few episodes?

 RawkHawk2010 5:05 pm
    I read that as "Kroger"
    As in, the grocery store.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:05 pm
    He died March 5m 2015
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4
    The Best of Mr. Kruger

 RawkHawk2010 5:05 pm
    That'd be pretty funny if they were behind this.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
    Kruger became a lot more competent.

 RawkHawk2010 5:06 pm
    Pidge.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
    February 23, 2016.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
    oh no
    loiter squad

 RawkHawk2010 5:06 pm
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 5:06 pm
    Okay Rawk
    THIS is football.
    (NFL)
    The Patriots cheated to win the Superbowl.
    #deflategate
    Madden NFL 16

 RawkHawk2010 5:07 pm
    Oh god

 Nintendork 13 13 5:07 pm
    Some ESPN punkass.
    Robert Flores

 RawkHawk2010 5:07 pm
    I thought that Shawn guy was the one dude from How I Met Your Mother.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:07 pm
    or Roger
    or Florges

 RawkHawk2010 5:07 pm
    Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris?!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:08 pm
    *yawn*
    who is "Jamaal Charles"
    "I'm pumped to have Megatron on my roster"
    who
    Is there a stat called "TAX"?
    Oh that's "TAS"
Nintendork 13 13 5:11 pm
    I haven't taken a screenshot since Pelé.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:11 pm
    ...Megatron? Man, I've zoned-out so much I missed a Transformers reference.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    the stream just died

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:12 pm
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    "offline"

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:12 pm
    Was about to ask.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    I don't even care.

 RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
    LOL

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    oh it's going back
    *refresh*

 RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
    ludwig i have you a pic

 Nintendork 13 13 5:12 pm
    k

 RawkHawk2010 5:12 pm
    http://i.imgur.com/8AMVsHj.png
    Caption: "Neil Patrick Harris?!"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
    when is that

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:13 pm
    That was be far the most interesting thing that's happened in a while.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
    lol
    The stream is still dead

 RawkHawk2010 5:13 pm
    yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 5:13 pm
    This actually improved the conference quality.
    Twitch chat confirms the stream is dead.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:14 pm
    "E3 Day 0 coverage has officially begun! Tune in for all the major conferences and much more, live now at twitch.tv/event/e3!"
    lol nope

 Nintendork 13 13 5:14 pm
    *refresh*
    EA is OfflineYou've missed the show, but you can still check out their most recent broadcast.
    Last broadcast on 3 minutes ago
    Thumbnail of Madden Football
    oh
    crap

 Nintendork 13 13 5:15 pm
    IT'S BACK
    IT'S BACK
    Star Wars Battlefront

 RawkHawk2010 5:15 pm
    wonder what we missed

 Nintendork 13 13 5:15 pm
    I dunno.

 RawkHawk2010 5:15 pm
    maybe something really bad happened

 Nintendork 13 13 5:15 pm
    "Step into the world of Star Wars Battlefront"

 RawkHawk2010 5:15 pm
    like something tripped and falled

 Nintendork 13 13 5:15 pm
    is this person speaking English

 RawkHawk2010 5:15 pm
    someone*

 Nintendork 13 13 5:16 pm
    Sigurlina Ingajkgngkg
    Is she in-character?
    Speaking some language in the Star Wars universe?

 RawkHawk2010 5:16 pm
    "the best place to truly lose your son, is Star Wars: Battlefront."

 Nintendork 13 13 5:17 pm
    damn

 RawkHawk2010 5:18 pm
    this woman's monotone and lifeless voice contrasts heavily with the Star Wars theme in the background.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:18 pm
    She's had her essence stripped out of her.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:18 pm
    How do you make "multiplayer" sound like "wikipayer". I don't even understand.

 RawkHawk2010 5:18 pm
    By EA or the Russian government?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:19 pm
    By the Sith.
    "Now let's play Star Wars"
    Actual multiplayer gameplay footage from a PS4.

 RawkHawk2010 5:19 pm
    Let's Play Star Wars
    *Jareditton walks on stage*

 Nintendork 13 13 5:19 pm
    By pewdiepie
    lol
    I better take a screenshot or more.
    boom
    Shooting stormtroopers

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:20 pm
    Authentic sound assets.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:20 pm
    pew pew pew
    Walk over a dead corpse

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:20 pm
    Ragdoll physics.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:20 pm
    Head shot bonus
    "TIE FIGHTER INCOMING" too late
    Rocket jump

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:21 pm
    I'm awaiting a Wilhelm scream.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:21 pm
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 5:21 pm
    Jeantel: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

 Nintendork 13 13 5:21 pm
    Darth Vader theme playing
    But no Darth Vader
    Player now playing as
    uh
    now from unidentified flying object

 RawkHawk2010 5:22 pm
    Is this Star Fox Wii U's competition?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:22 pm
    I dunno

 RawkHawk2010 5:22 pm
    Because if Star Fox Wii U was like that I'd be elastic.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:23 pm
    We would be able to bend you?
    And stretch you?

Bringing down a walker.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:23 pm
    Did they deploy the tow-cabels to bring down the walker? I missed that.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:23 pm
    YEah

Why is that guy choking? Could it be...?

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:23 pm
    'K cool.

 RawkHawk2010 5:23 pm
    oh I fused "ectstatic" and "elated"
    my b

 Nintendork 13 13 5:23 pm
    WTF DARTH VADER

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:23 pm
    AND LUKE

 Nintendork 13 13 5:24 pm
    got ace screenshot
    Star Wars Battlefront!

LUKE VERSUS DARTH VADER.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:24 pm
    Show ending.

 RawkHawk2010 5:25 pm
    I like how the guy literally ran off the stage

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:25 pm
    SW Battlefront coming November 17th!

 Nintendork 13 13 5:25 pm
    closing stream
    Ubisoft in 35 minutes

 RawkHawk2010 5:26 pm
    k
    brb

 Nintendork 13 13 5:26 pm
    So yeah
    EA last place.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:27 pm
    Yeah...
    But then that should surprise absolutely no one.
Nintendork 13 13 5:28 pm
    It started off in first place!

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:28 pm
    Question is: will Ubisoft bottom-out worse than EA did.

 Nintendork 13 13 5:29 pm
    Great question.
    Any other comments? <.<

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:30 pm
    Err...
    About EA specifically?

 Nintendork 13 13 5:30 pm
    I guess.
    We gotta close the log somehow.

 breezinabout@msn.com 5:31 pm
    Not really.


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