KoopaTV's 11/13/13 Nintendo Direct LIVE Reactions

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It is that time again for KoopaTV to bring you our live reactions of today's Nintendo Direct. I'm Nintendork 13 13, and my colleague RawkHawk2010 is RawkHawk2010. If you'd like to watch the thing yourself, look here! We got on-the-moment analysis that you won't see anywhere else.

 Nintendork 13 13 10:58 am
    brb getting raisins
    OKAY GUYS
    WE ALL READY?
    OVER 12,000 OTHER PEOPLE ARE.

 RawkHawk2010 10:59 am
    gee

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 am
    33 MINUTES LONG.

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 am
    i sure hope my stream works

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 am
    ...We're all using the same stream.

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 am
    yeah

 Nintendork 13 13 11:00 am
    There's a loading circle.
    E-M
    NoA HQ
    Elevator

 RawkHawk2010 11:00 am
    bill

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 am
    reggie

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 am
    Bill is gonna do something to that girl.

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 am
    This is

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 am
    "Get your body ready."

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 am
    scaring me.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 am
    Maybe he'll get sent to Japan again.
    AHH
    oh shit

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 am
    Reggie should be an omnipresent tutorial voice in the next Zelda.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 am
    I thought the doll would talk

 RawkHawk2010 11:01 am
    haha

 Nintendork 13 13 11:01 am
    Shitty Link-wall pin.
    14,700+
    viewers

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
    ALttP?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
    ow

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
    Reggie's favorite game?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
    "WAKE UP"

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
    Talk about terrible taste.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
    Link still looks terrible.

 RawkHawk2010 11:02 am
    oh hey
    stuff we've already seen

 Nintendork 13 13 11:02 am
    I like how the 3D slider is pulled all the way up.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 am
    Also this stream is
    uh
    ...not good
    it just froze
    >_>;
    the image froze

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 am
    ROFL

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 am
    the sound is still going

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 am
    The 3DS screen went black for me,
    Like
    The 3DS is still there.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 am
  
    LOL

 RawkHawk2010 11:03 am
    But there's no fucking screen.
    And still sound.
    I thought the game malfunctioned.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:03 am
    okay it's completely frozen
    "WITH ALL NEW DUNGEONS"
    Refreshing
    Honestly I don't care if I miss this

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 am
    Flashbacks to E3.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 am
    ...
    ngggh
    Okay it's working.

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 am
    (That was a NIGHTMARE.)

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 am
    Link still looks terrible.

 RawkHawk2010 11:04 am
    Seeing the world debut of Tropical Freeze as a slideshow.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:04 am
    Nintendo 3DS XL

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 am
    CUSTOM DESIGN
    So does Nintendo aim to make the 3DS card slot empty for their new customers?

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 am
    yes

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 am
    I still have that Link plushie.

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 am
    so you can keep an R4 card in there.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:05 am
    shhh
    bad rawk
    Anyway.

 RawkHawk2010 11:05 am
    NOOO
    INSTAGRAM

 Nintendork 13 13 11:06 am
    Yeah, I'm not going to Instagram.
    Twitter is already weird.
    Well now we know how large the overworld is.
    ...actually it's the same as ALTTP's
    so I guess we always knew that.

 RawkHawk2010 11:06 am
    "#NameSomeoneTrulyBeautiful www.koopatv.com"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
    ...

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
    Oh I thought Yuga was the villain.
    who the fuck is that Ganon+Ghirahim combination?

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 am
    "Have you been keeping up with the trailers?"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
    >.>

 RawkHawk2010 11:07 am
    No.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:07 am
    ...The only good part about the Milk Bar is the music.
    "And what Zelda doesn't like a good sidequest?"
    Those that liked Twilight Princess.

 RawkHawk2010 11:08 am
    Sidequests are only good in Wind Waker.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:08 am
    Link has a bounty on him.
    ...November 22 seems like a heavy day.

 RawkHawk2010 11:08 am
    Does Trinen have a cold?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 am
    Here's Island Tour.
    I dunno.
    Reggie forced him to present.

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 am
    look for donkey kong

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 am
    Regardless of his physical condition.
    Doesn't Wii Party U also have "80 games"?

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 am
    I really do think Trinen has a cold.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 am
    Trinen looks older.

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 am
    Also

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 am
    Bowser's Tower
    uh
    how many times have we seen that

 RawkHawk2010 11:09 am
    I love how Mario Party: Island Tour prides itself on

 Nintendork 13 13 11:09 am
    Bowser art?

 RawkHawk2010 11:10 am
    "OVER 80 BRAND NEW MINI-GAMES!"
    as if there's a chance they might not be new

 Nintendork 13 13 11:10 am
    Didn't he say
    Two new Mari0 games on November 22?
    He mentioned Island Tour
    and now Bravely Default.

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 am
    guess bravely default is a mario game now

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 am
    maybe they reskinne-
    oh
    This game looks like ass.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:11 am
    Brave action and Default action.
    The title still doesn't make sense.

 RawkHawk2010 11:11 am
    The battle system looks archaic.
    EarthBound has an excuse.
    This doesn't.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:12 am
    I dunno it's like
    Viewtiful Joe
    as an RPG.
    That sounds pretty cool, right?
    (...Except I guess it's not like that.)

 RawkHawk2010 11:12 am
    Didn't Ted Cruz try to Bravely Default?
    With the government shutdown?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 am
    "This is an epic adventure from Square Enix, a company that knows epic adventures"
    ...also lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 am
    "Bravely Default collector's edition" has a different narrator.

 RawkHawk2010 11:13 am
    Soundtrack CD's are useless.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:13 am
    Here's Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy.
    Wot do we think of that XY iTunes OST?

 RawkHawk2010 11:13 am
    Might as well just throw a thumb drive in there with all the tracks.
    Good deal.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 am
    And bring it to the space station?

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 am
    Good music.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 am
    And give it a virus?

 RawkHawk2010 11:14 am
    In this trailer.
    Makes me want it.
    Brain-teasers would fuck me up though.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:14 am
    Comes out
    February 28.
    nintendo zone?

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
    My brain isn't compatible with being teased.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
    That was supposed to segue to Ace Attorney X Layton.

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
    Guess it got canceled/.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
    ...OBJECTION!
    >.>;

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
    SILENCE!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
    Apparently Best Buy just got screwed.

 RawkHawk2010 11:15 am
    oh hey
    animal crossing dlc
    too bad no one plays that game anymore

 Nintendork 13 13 11:15 am
    SYSTEM UPDATE
    NEXT MONTH
    AHHH
    HUGE NEWS
    COMBINE BALANCES
    "We can finally accomodate that request"
    "Register your NNID on your 3DS"
    NintendoMario123

 RawkHawk2010 11:17 am
    lol
    Imagine if that's actually an existing dude.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 am
    lol

 RawkHawk2010 11:17 am
    He's gonna be trolled from now until the end of time.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 am
    AHH
    MIIVERSE
    ON NINTENDO 3DS

 RawkHawk2010 11:17 am
    http://scratch.mit.edu/users/nintendomario123/
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^

 Nintendork 13 13 11:17 am
    SHUSH
    MIIVERSE
    (we'll laugh at him after)
    YouTube app
    (I guess that means we gotta get the Trayvon Tyson's Punch-Out!! video and the KoopaTV Advertisement Video done by now)

 RawkHawk2010 11:18 am
    Yeah.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:18 am
    YT app on Wii U gets an upgrade.
    Apparently it's unusable.

 RawkHawk2010 11:19 am
    Oh.
    I thought they were saying...
    ...you could watch YouTube videos while playing Wii Fit.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:19 am
    wtf is Pikmin 3 doing
    ????
    This is a 3DS Direct.

 RawkHawk2010 11:19 am
    Do you think Japanese people are watching this?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:20 am
    No.

 RawkHawk2010 11:20 am
    Out of curiosity?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:20 am
    We're at 19,350 viewers

 RawkHawk2010 11:20 am
    Or because they're creepily fascinated with Trinen?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:20 am
    Well he did visit them...

 RawkHawk2010 11:20 am
    oh hey

 Nintendork 13 13 11:20 am
    Gain control of Louie

 RawkHawk2010 11:21 am
    I like how he's making playing as the main character of the series seem like some amazing thing

 Nintendork 13 13 11:21 am
    It is in the Ace Attorney series.
    I haven't used the Animal Crossing Plaza.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:22 am
    Like I literally haven't connected my KoopaTV town
    to the Plaza.

 RawkHawk2010 11:22 am
    animal crossing plaza was a desperate move

 Nintendork 13 13 11:22 am
    stamps
    STAMPS

 RawkHawk2010 11:22 am
    "oops we should have released ac for wii u"
    oh hey
    stamps
    Tropical Freeze!
    You better have these!

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 am
    ...uh

 RawkHawk2010 11:23 am
    That K.K. Slider was scary as f

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 am
    "We will continue to introduce new Miiverse stamps for new titles"
    ...Since 3DS is gonna have Miiverse
    does that mean we'll get 3DS stamps too?

 RawkHawk2010 11:23 am
    What if TF got delayed just to include stamps?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:23 am
    lol

 Nintendork 13 13 11:24 am
    Would you see that as justified?

 RawkHawk2010 11:24 am
    If they're unlockable jiggy rewards...
    ...then yes.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:24 am
    "Whether you've been enjoying the software already, or you've never visited the plaza..."
    Back to Reggie.
    Indies.
    Indie video reel.

 RawkHawk2010 11:25 am
    haHAHHAHA
    "So many I don't have time to actually talk about them."

 Nintendork 13 13 11:25 am
    Oh hey
    Shantae

 RawkHawk2010 11:25 am
    So much for caring about indie developers.

 RawkHawk2010 11:26 am
    I forgot who Nicalis is.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:26 am
    Yeah Shantae is the only thing that looks worth caring about.

 RawkHawk2010 11:26 am
    I think they made VVVVVV.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:26 am
    Oh it's the Mutant Mudds character.
    Retro City Rampage was a WiiWare game already, right?
    Pretty sure Nintendo Power mentioned that a lot already.

 RawkHawk2010 11:26 am
    hell if i know
    i don't follow these shitty things

 Nintendork 13 13 11:27 am
    Save big

 RawkHawk2010 11:27 am
    "Unepic"
    That's literally a game name.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:27 am
    lol
    oooh
    Nintendo eShop cards
    now are more useful
    thanks to account integration.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:28 am
    10 more things in 3D World
    spoiler alert
    WHAT

 RawkHawk2010 11:28 am
    Is this the first time Nintendo has published three games on one day?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:28 am
    FUCK YOU REGGIE

 RawkHawk2010 11:28 am
    Besides launch?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:29 am
    1. Touchscreen and microphone gameplay
    fucking disgusting finger
    2. Golden Express stage
    I dunno.
    3. Captain Toad levels
    Here is the level maker design.
    4. Speed run levels
    fucking clock
    5. Mystery Houses

 RawkHawk2010 11:30 am
    I remember when everyone thought the Captain Toad levels were customizable.
    as in it was a level editor

 Nintendork 13 13 11:30 am
    6. Motley Boss Blob
    ???

 RawkHawk2010 11:30 am
    I like this music.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:30 am
    ...so do I.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:30 am
    >.>;
    7. Top-down Shooter Stage
    ...Well I guess that's legitimately interesting.
    8. Kart-Style Stage
    (20,200 viewers)
    9. Unlockable bonus game
    10. UNLOCKABLE BONUS CHARACTER
    ROSALINA
    SATISFYING ANITA SARKEESIAN

 RawkHawk2010 11:32 am
    WHAT THE FUCK

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 am
    I like the Galaxy remix here.

 RawkHawk2010 11:32 am
    GALAXY MUSIC

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 am
    Rosalina has her spin attack.
    dat "woohoo".

 RawkHawk2010 11:32 am
    HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 am
    ...
    oh fuck

 Nintendork 13 13 11:32 am
    that means
    Rosalina will be in a fucking cat suit.

 RawkHawk2010 11:33 am
    wait

 Nintendork 13 13 11:33 am
    So...That wasn't a "3DS 2014" Direct.

 RawkHawk2010 11:33 am
    how did he say you get Rosalina?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:33 am
    It's over.
    uhhhh

 RawkHawk2010 11:33 am
    I wasn't listening.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:33 am
    ...I forgot

 RawkHawk2010 11:34 am
    Man.
    That was actually...a satisfying ending.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:34 am
    So does that mean Layton X Wright won't come out in early 2014?
    ...Or Yoshi's New Island?

 RawkHawk2010 11:34 am
    Guess so.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:35 am
    ...Well, whatever.
    Anyway.
    Big takeaways: 3DS gets Miiverse, integrated account system...

 RawkHawk2010 11:36 am
    So
    Gonna buy 3D World now?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:36 am
    ...And 3D World looks impressive?
    hmmm
    ...ngggh.

 RawkHawk2010 11:36 am
    Famitsu gave it a 38/40.
    Same score as Galaxy.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:37 am
    ...........
    I don't know.

 RawkHawk2010 11:37 am
    And now we have GALAXY MUSIC?

 Nintendork 13 13 11:37 am
    It's not like the whole thing is Galaxy music.

 RawkHawk2010 11:37 am
    Well the whole thing is Galaxy's composer.
    presumably
    And what we've heard sounds damn good.
    No "BAHS"

 Nintendork 13 13 11:38 am
    ...True enough.
    ...
    oh no
    Since the NSMB team is working on YNI
    ...is YNI gonna get bahs?

 RawkHawk2010 11:38 am
    or worse

 Nintendork 13 13 11:39 am
    ...........

 Nintendork 13 13 11:39 am
    *shudder*

 RawkHawk2010 11:39 am
    I think it's weird that a 5th Mario 3D World character was revealed in a Direct that had no Japanese equivalent.

 Nintendork 13 13 11:39 am
    And you thought nothing would happen.

 RawkHawk2010 11:39 am
    now then
    http://scratch.mit.edu/users/nintendomario123/

 Nintendork 13 13 11:40 am
    ...Right, as promised.
    1 project.
    http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/2024217/
    ...oh no
    ...............
    uggggggggggggggggggh

 Nintendork 13 13 11:41 am
    I left a comment.
    Any final things to say?

 RawkHawk2010 11:42 am
    wheres tropical freeze

 Nintendork 13 13 11:42 am
    ...
    Okay.

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